February 2010
soyouknowwhatsup:
bossapc:
Eminem?? Travis Barker??? L’il Wayne?? Drake?? All at oncee?!! WHAT!
Ahhh I hate censorship.
I second that
altogether i probably heard like…what…5 seconds of the song? hahahaha
woo! t-swizzle takes album of the year.
but lady gagaaaaaa =(
“Sometimes I just want to hurt everybody I love. Just step on their foot on...”
– (via bloodisthenewblackk)
my eyes hurt.
the michael jackson tribute on the grammys was awesome…
but i would’ve appreciated it more if i had 3D glasses. now my vision is zooming in and out of focus like the autofocus function on a digital camera.
it really hurts. haha.
“Michelle = dirty hooker.
“Some people don’t like to have sex in public. Me,...”
– Michelle Batista (via mbatista) (via samanthason)
January 2010
“his lips remind me of two giant whales beached upon my skin.”
– nicole parker. LOVE HER.
me: it's so sad how everybody's dying.
dela: well, just keep in mind that someday you're going to die too.
me: how is that supposed to make me feel better?
dela: it's not.
me: -_-
me: you changed your dp again?
kris: yep. don't i look sexy?
me: actually, you look constipated - or you're trying to solve a difficult math problem. or you're just about to cry.
kris: :(
me: you look like that in every one of your dps! why can't you just take a picture with you making a NORMAL face?
kris: that is my normal face...
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jay: see ya later, masturbator.
me: in awhile, pedophile.
jay: ...touche.
picking out pictures
lilo and stitch
little mermaid and beauty and the beast against my own will (i blame it on two people -_- you know who you are)
spirited away
falling asleep to lion king
popcorn that wasn’t burnt for once
arguing about princes and each other’s driving capabilities
wondering how you know lyrics to more disney songs than i do
jay’s analogy of disney...
totallyinvisible:
merci beaucoup for following!
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disney princesses in real life.
me: i can only think of stereotypes for the coloured princesses, haha.
jay: well, belle is the typical pretty girl that everyone likes...but she's dating a really ugly guy.
me: i can see that.
jay: sleeping beauty is that blonde chick who's always passed out at every party. her prince...uh...
me: prince philip.
jay: yeah, he takes advantage of her.
me: that makes sense.
jay: snow white is just like sam - tall white chick who hangs out with short people.
me: what about ariel? and alice too...if you want to count her.
jay: well, ariel's the girl who looks hot but has bad hygiene.
me: bad hygiene? she lives in the water!
jay: well, her lower half is a fish...so her-
me: ewwwww!
jay: alice is the girl whom everyone thinks is nice but she hangs out with the wrong crowd.
me: drugs?
jay: most of them probably take shrooms.
me: yeah, you're probably right.
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your daily dose of jay monzones/you know you live...
me: when it comes to disney princesses i think my favourites are ariel and belle.
jay: mine used to be jasmine, but realizing now that she's arab i doubt she'd look like that in real life.
me: HAHA
jay: she'd be loud and obnoxious.
me: and she'd be going out with a taliban or a tamil tiger.
jay: yeah; aladdin would be wearing a bob marley shirt with a tattoo of a tiger on his forearm, and he'd be wearing fake coloured eye contacts.
me: don't forget the gelled-back hair.
jay: jasmine would probably have a pierced nose, uber plucked eyebrows and tna pants and sweats.
me: and gigantic gold hoop earrings.
jay: and maybe an eyebrow piercing.
me: and they'd drive ricers with bollywood music blasting out of the windows.
jay: and they'd call it 'the magic carpet'.
me: HAHA
jay: the lamp is a bong, 'genie' is a code name for their drugs and jafar is their gang leader.
me: oh god...
jay: and remember that song aladdin sang at the beginning, when he's running away from the guards?
me: yeah.
jay: he'll be singing that while he's running from the cops.
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me: wake up!
jay: ...nghhh...too early...
me: it's three in the afternoon...
jay: whoa. WAY too early.
me: -_-
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this week, i have realized:
i miss my friends.
i really think i’m going crazy.
i’m redeveloping an addiction for coffee, which isn’t good for my joint pain.
i don’t think it’s possible for me to sleep through a full night anymore.
some people just don’t know how to lie properly, and i think that hurts me more than the lie itself.
i get the most headaches during wintertime.
my...
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boredom part 2:
fuckyeahsurveys:
My Personality I’m loud. I’m obnoxious. I’m sarcastic. I’m cocky. I cry easily. I have a bad temper. For the most part, I don’t like people. I’m easy to get along with. I like to fight. I have more enemies than friends. I’ve smoked. I’ve smoked weed. I drink coffee. I clean my room daily.
My Appearance I’m shorter than 5’5. I wear makeup. I wear a piece of jewelry at all...
this is what happens when you're bored and you're...
fuckyeahsurveys:
peacorn:
coolaccent:cosmicdreamer:rainbowmummies:
If I were a month, I’d be March because I was born in it…but if you want me to pick my favourite month it would have to be October. If I were a day of the week, I’d be any day when I don’t feel like killing something. If I were a time of day, I’d be four in the morning. If I were a planet, I’d be Coruscant =D If...
i am currently...
defrosting in a tim hortons with a peach drink. i don’t know why i bought that…i should’ve gotten a coffee or a hot chocolate - something warm. oh well - the peach drink from timmies is amazing. haha.
i went for a walk to clear my head, which i later found out was a bad idea. stupid -13 (9 degrees farenheit) degree weather. it’s freezing my head instead of clearing it.
...
me: i'm bored and cold. entertain me.
jess: knock knock.
me: who's there?
jess: orange.
me: orange who?
jess: orange you glad i'm coooooool?
me: ...you couldn't think of anything better?
jess: no. can you?
me: ...probably not.
sometimes, i sit on the corner of my bed and...
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