hi, my name is julz.

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OF COURSE YOU’D PICK THIS NUMBER YOU STUPID SMELLY PIRATE HOOKER OF A DAUGHTER.

*SMACKS A BILLION TIMES*

WHEN WILL YOU LEARN?! PUT ON A DAMN CONDOM AND DON’T SCREAM SO FRIGGING LOUD. YOU ALWAYS WAKE UP YOUR MOTHER AND I.

ahem.

but no matter how much i yell at and physically abuse you always remember that i love you, and if anyone ever tries to give you shit i will disembowel them and strangle them with their own intestines.

*smiles sweetly*

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